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28 August 2006 @ 03:05 am
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And here's my latest rant on fanfic rants! About the DELIGHTFUL Gary Stu I found! =D

...and because my fandom is mainly yaoi based, I get Gary Stu's instead. YEY.

Joel is a normal sixteen year old boy who has whitesilver hair and purple eyes. But now he's ********** and has a lot to deal with! And ****** just happens to LIKE this boy! So what will happen to Joel in his new crazy mixed up world? read to find out! i

(ommited details leading to guesses as to what fandom this is.)

To clarify however, 'Joel' is *not* a name that would fit into the nationality range in said series. And mixes of other characters (rare/unique) eye/hair colour doesn't add points.

Also, much love for that extra 'i' on the description. Adds character, I'm sure.

(and this is the result of my 2min trial of ff.net. Hah.)

I vote we set up marriages for the Sues and Stu's. Or a giant blender. Tis all good. ^_^


And a side note to the version of this on my lj, the fandom was YnM. Weep with me? =(

Edit: *snark*...the actual rant thread lead to some intereting discussion...the apocolypse....the true way to kill Sues...etc...--->http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/3295900.html
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つきちゃん the Romantic Kipper: Hakkai gunpixisity on August 28th, 2006 07:44 am (UTC)
Oh God. As if the summary weren't enough to kill over.....geez. That is so bad....it makes badfics look good. @.@

Our poor fandom. What's it coming to?

You do know ffnet isn't the Pit for nothing, right? *chuckles and pats* I stay faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from there now. I don't even update my own stories there. It's just...too horrid to contemplate.

kurenai_tenka: Tenchi-Crackkurenai_tenka on August 28th, 2006 12:06 pm (UTC)
Well, this was the first time is about 7months XD

I just don't touch it with a 10 foot barge pole XD;;

And if you couldn't guess the first missing text, he's now a shinigami! YEY! <3
xx_unaspi_xxunaspi on August 28th, 2006 12:13 pm (UTC)
Haa~ I guessed it was ynm before reading down and finding out!

Oh dear... Joel...
Haha, oh wow.
kurenai_tenkakurenai_tenka on August 28th, 2006 09:17 pm (UTC)
...could that possibly be bebcause I only ever really read YnM/X anyway? XD

...I bet he had a very happy piece too.
xx_unaspi_xx: lurkingunaspi on August 29th, 2006 11:54 am (UTC)
Chibi lurking Seishirou disproves of this 'Happy Peice' speak. He prefers the term 'manflesh'.
kurenai_tenka: Subaru panties too! XDkurenai_tenka on August 29th, 2006 02:26 pm (UTC)
I'm told to inform him that Subaru stole his panties.

That is all.
xx_unaspi_xxunaspi on August 29th, 2006 03:01 pm (UTC)
Seishirou-san keeps saying he'd like to exchange a few words with Subaru-kun.

He also says "Aah, so that's where they went."

Fuuma comments on how they're very fitting for a merciless assassin such as Seishirou.

Satsuki is amused.
kurenai_tenka: Subaru panties too! XDkurenai_tenka on August 30th, 2006 03:06 pm (UTC)
Kamui has popped a blood vessel and requests a tissue. Or medical attention

Sorata is coughing up his soda, collecting himself only to make a comment meriting a chair to the head.

Arashii is the one weilding the chair.

Subaru denies that any 'words' Seishirou could have with him would be anywhere near as entertaining as keeping said pair of panties.
xx_unaspi_xx: those daysunaspi on August 30th, 2006 03:13 pm (UTC)
Seishirou smiles at Subaru's statement and comments:

"If keeping something that has been close to me means so much to you, I suppose I can let them go.
However I will have to purchase another pair, going commando does chafe somewhat."

Yuuto spits out his tea in disbelief of what he just heard.

Nataku prompty looks very confused and asks Fuuma what 'going commando' means.
Fuuma is too busy laughing to answer.

Elsewhere, Kurogane is chasing Fay around their current lodgings. Both are wearing only bathtowels and dripping wet.
kurenai_tenka: Subaru panties too! XDkurenai_tenka on August 30th, 2006 05:39 pm (UTC)
I regret to report that Kamui has collapsed from such dicussion, which has led to great blood loss on his part.

Karen has unfortunatly had to surrender her hanky to Seiichirou, as he was sadly hit in the face with the torrent of tea spat from Yuuto's mouth.

Yuzuriha is also confused by the term 'going commando', and is therefore eating pocky to sooth her confused mind, whilst making a mental note to asking Kusanagi-san later.

Subaru is discreetly victorious over his newly aquired Seishirou-panties(tm), but due to the inapropriacy of Seishirou's comment he now feels that he may collapse at the thought.

Elsewhere, Syaoran just walked into a room, only to leave immediatly, muttering something about 'not wanting to know', and 'needing a tissue.'
xx_unaspi_xx: because i... you...unaspi on September 1st, 2006 10:42 am (UTC)
Seishirou is stylishly lighting a cigarette and saying something about heading out to Ann Summers.

Elsewhere, Sakura is very worried about Syaoran, since he looks so... so... what was that expression anyway?
Kurogane gets the feeling he's gonna hafta choke a bitch stupid mage, while Fay is giggling hysterically.
Mokona is busy smoking pot.

Back on the scene, Fuuma is mildy worried about Kamui's health and contemplates taking him to a hospital.
He decides Kamui doesn't look pale blue and cold enough to bother just yet.

and Kakyou is snoring.
kurenai_tenka: Subaru panties too! XDkurenai_tenka on September 1st, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)
Yuuko is wondering where the f*@k her pot is.

Subaru decides that now is probably the best time to storm off in a huff to sulk leave he scene with as much dignity as one can have whilst carrying a pair of panties.

However he gathers enough of his sences to consider somehow taking Kamui home, depending on whether or not Fuuma decided to molest Kamui or Kakyou today.

Kakyou sneezes in his sleep.

In another dimension, Sakura is slowly becoming slightly high on second hand fumes.
xx_unaspi_xx: lurkingunaspi on September 3rd, 2006 01:11 pm (UTC)
Seishirou returns in record time, looking slightly more comfortable than before, and casually smoking another mild seven.

Fuuma glances around and picks up the half-dead Kamui and carries him off towards his private torture chamber boudoir.

Nataku sprouts some questionmarks.

Satsuki logs onto her personal surveilance network.
kurenai_tenka: Subaru panties too! XDkurenai_tenka on September 3rd, 2006 02:25 pm (UTC)
Subaru decides that he's too bothered about his newly aquired panties (+ 2 stalker stat) to rescuse Kamui. He also assumes that Kamui will enjoy himself anyway can take care of himself.

Yuzuriha thinks Nataku's question marks are cute, and decides to try collecting them in a cute pink net.

Sorata is so busy trying to convince Arashii that they are 'meant to be' that he doesn't notice their Kamui being kidnapped by the Angels Kamui.

Luckily Unfortunatly for Kamui, Karen and Seiichirou are also distracted, as Seiichirou still has tea in his eyes.